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WATCH: The best LGBTQ+ movie trailers that dropped in April 2023

Two shirtless soldiers lay on the dirt in one another's arms.
Image Credit: ‘Love In Country’

April showers brought a torrential downpour of exciting, gay movie trailers that have us excited for the weeks ahead—in the words of Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande, “Rain. On. Me.”

Throughout the past month, we saw new previews for all sorts of up-and-coming queer entertainment, everything from a dance film set on Fire Island to the gay war movie to what is, quite frankly, our most anticipated blockbuster of the summer.

To help you stay ahead of it all, we’ve assembled this rundown the best and gayest trailers that hit the internet throughout April, with reminders of when and where you can watch. Check them all out below and mark your calendars accordingly!

Daytripper

Multi-hyphenate ballet legend James Whiteside dips his pointe shoes in the filmmaking world for this gorgeous art piece, which transports audiences to Fire Island and follows the rush of romance from a weekend fling—or is it something more? Free of dialogue, this sexy love story plays out through modern dance and will make you eager to hit the beaches of the Pines this summer.

The film is now available to watch for free via the All Arts platform.

Love In Country

It’s been reported that, during the Vietnam War, the Army was so short on personnel that they allowed gay men to serve, despite the fact that homosexuality was not permitted at the time. Indie drama Love In Country imagines what the service might have been like for two gay soldiers, who wind up falling in love while enlisted on a high-stakes mission during the Tet Offensive.

Now available for rental or purchase through Amazon Prime Video, in addition to Tubi, YouTube, and Google Play.

The Eight Mountains

Childhoods friends reunite after years apart when one of them returns to the Italian mountain village of Grana to fix up his family’s vacation home. Though the two come from different worlds and have lived different lives, they pick up right where they left off—and is it just us, or is there a deeper connection brewing between these two? The Eight Mountains is a sweeping and sentimental tale of male friendship.

Now playing in select NYC theaters. The film opens in LA on May 5, with more dates to come.

Muted

The casting department at Netflix sure knows what they’re doing. Manu Ríos and Arón Piper both broke through on a global scale thanks to Spanish-language hit Elite, where they played two-thirds of a steamy polyamorous couple. Now, the actors reunite for the streamer’s new crime thriller which sees them playing opposing forces who have a different kind of fire between them.

Premieres May 19 on Netflix.

The Hole In The Fence

At an all-boys religious summer camp in rural Mexico, a mysterious hole in the property’s chainlink perimeter fence causes concern that someone—or something—has broken in. But that might be the least of everyone’s worries, as the camp-goers rapidly devolve into Lord Of The Flies-like tribalism. From filmmaker Joaquin del Paso, The Hole In The Fence is a gripping send-up of the horrors of toxic masculinity.

Premieres in select LA theaters on May 26 with more dates and cities to come.

Unidentified Objects

A roadtrip movie unlike any other, Unidentified Objects follows Peter, a self-described “college-educated, homosexual dwarf,” as he reluctantly accompanies his flighty neighbor Winona on a trip to the Canadian wilderness, to somewhere she is convinced will be the site of an impending alien visitation. The unlikely pair’s odyssey finds them coming across plenty of unexpected encounters, alien or otherwise.

Comes to select theaters on June 2 and VOD platforms on June 9.

Every Body

From My Name Is Pauli Murray director Julie Cohen comes this stirring investigation into what it means to be intersex in today’s society. In following the lives of three individuals—actor/screenwriter River Gallo (they/them), political consultant Alicia Roth Weigel (she/they), and Ph.D. student Sean Saifa Wall (he/him)—Every Body goes beyond the binary to shine a spotlight on this often overlooked group of the LGBTQ+ community.

In theaters everywhere June 30.

Barbie

Two trailers, a whole army of character posters, and countless leaked set photos in, and Greta Gerwig’s highly anticipated Barbie movie has yet to confirm there will be anything explicitly gay about it, but, come on—look at this thing! The campy performances, the colors and costumes, that joke about two Kens beach-ing each other off? Baby, that’s G-A-Y! And it’s our most anticipated blockbuster of the summer.

In theaters everywhere July 21.

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WATCH: The best LGBTQ+ movie trailers that dropped in April 2023

Two shirtless soldiers lay on the dirt in one another's arms.
Image Credit: ‘Love In Country’

April showers brought a torrential downpour of exciting, gay movie trailers that have us excited for the weeks ahead—in the words of Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande, “Rain. On. Me.”

Throughout the past month, we saw new previews for all sorts of up-and-coming queer entertainment, everything from a dance film set on Fire Island to the gay war movie to what is, quite frankly, our most anticipated blockbuster of the summer.

To help you stay ahead of it all, we’ve assembled this rundown the best and gayest trailers that hit the internet throughout April, with reminders of when and where you can watch. Check them all out below and mark your calendars accordingly!

Daytripper

Multi-hyphenate ballet legend James Whiteside dips his pointe shoes in the filmmaking world for this gorgeous art piece, which transports audiences to Fire Island and follows the rush of romance from a weekend fling—or is it something more? Free of dialogue, this sexy love story plays out through modern dance and will make you eager to hit the beaches of the Pines this summer.

The film is now available to watch for free via the All Arts platform.

Love In Country

It’s been reported that, during the Vietnam War, the Army was so short on personnel that they allowed gay men to serve, despite the fact that homosexuality was not permitted at the time. Indie drama Love In Country imagines what the service might have been like for two gay soldiers, who wind up falling in love while enlisted on a high-stakes mission during the Tet Offensive.

Now available for rental or purchase through Amazon Prime Video, in addition to Tubi, YouTube, and Google Play.

The Eight Mountains

Childhoods friends reunite after years apart when one of them returns to the Italian mountain village of Grana to fix up his family’s vacation home. Though the two come from different worlds and have lived different lives, they pick up right where they left off—and is it just us, or is there a deeper connection brewing between these two? The Eight Mountains is a sweeping and sentimental tale of male friendship.

Now playing in select NYC theaters. The film opens in LA on May 5, with more dates to come.

Muted

The casting department at Netflix sure knows what they’re doing. Manu Ríos and Arón Piper both broke through on a global scale thanks to Spanish-language hit Elite, where they played two-thirds of a steamy polyamorous couple. Now, the actors reunite for the streamer’s new crime thriller which sees them playing opposing forces who have a different kind of fire between them.

Premieres May 19 on Netflix.

The Hole In The Fence

At an all-boys religious summer camp in rural Mexico, a mysterious hole in the property’s chainlink perimeter fence causes concern that someone—or something—has broken in. But that might be the least of everyone’s worries, as the camp-goers rapidly devolve into Lord Of The Flies-like tribalism. From filmmaker Joaquin del Paso, The Hole In The Fence is a gripping send-up of the horrors of toxic masculinity.

Premieres in select LA theaters on May 26 with more dates and cities to come.

Unidentified Objects

A roadtrip movie unlike any other, Unidentified Objects follows Peter, a self-described “college-educated, homosexual dwarf,” as he reluctantly accompanies his flighty neighbor Winona on a trip to the Canadian wilderness, to somewhere she is convinced will be the site of an impending alien visitation. The unlikely pair’s odyssey finds them coming across plenty of unexpected encounters, alien or otherwise.

Comes to select theaters on June 2 and VOD platforms on June 9.

Every Body

From My Name Is Pauli Murray director Julie Cohen comes this stirring investigation into what it means to be intersex in today’s society. In following the lives of three individuals—actor/screenwriter River Gallo (they/them), political consultant Alicia Roth Weigel (she/they), and Ph.D. student Sean Saifa Wall (he/him)—Every Body goes beyond the binary to shine a spotlight on this often overlooked group of the LGBTQ+ community.

In theaters everywhere June 30.

Barbie

Two trailers, a whole army of character posters, and countless leaked set photos in, and Greta Gerwig’s highly anticipated Barbie movie has yet to confirm there will be anything explicitly gay about it, but, come on—look at this thing! The campy performances, the colors and costumes, that joke about two Kens beach-ing each other off? Baby, that’s G-A-Y! And it’s our most anticipated blockbuster of the summer.

In theaters everywhere July 21.

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Jasmin Savoy Brown says horror movies tend to be ‘straight and white’

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Jasmin Savoy Brown says horror movies tend to be too “straight and white”.

The ‘Scream VI’ star says the genre “never interested” her before she got cast in the Wes Craven-created franchise – which made a star out of Neve Campbell and still features some of the original cast like Courteney Cox and David Arquette.

The 29-year-old actress told Elle magazine: “I was never interested in horror because it was just so straight and white. That’s just not interesting to me, aside from my one white woman show a year, which was ‘Big Little Lies’ and then ‘The White Lotus’.”

Jasmin admitted that her character’s “queerness” was what attracted her to the sixth instalment – which was directed by Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin – even though it was largely irrelevant to her storyline.

She said: “Mindy’s queerness has nothing to do with her character arc, and no one cares. It’s such a big deal, because it’s not a big deal at all. I love the idea that some people who would not normally interact with a character like myself are now meeting Mindy in that franchise and hopefully in a way that is pleasant for them.”

“It’s allowed me the space to not have to hide, even psychologically. There is something to be said for taking up space in your workplace as all that you are.”

Meanwhile, the ‘Yellowjackets’ star also revealed she loves how she can’t “hide” playing the teenage version of Taissa Turner – whose adult iteration is brought to life by Tawny Cypress – in the Showtime series about a high school soccer team attempting to survive after their plane crashed.

Jasmin said: “It’s allowed me the space to not have to hide, even psychologically. There is something to be said for taking up space in your workplace as all that you are.”

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Chief Justice John Roberts’ Wife Raked in More Than $10 Million in Commissions From Elite Law Firms, Whistleblower Claims

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The wife of Chief Justice John Roberts is under the microscope after a whistleblower claimed she was paid more than $10 million in commissions by elite law firms in a bombshell complaint filing laid bare on Friday, RadarOnline.com has learned.

The revelation came in the wake of Roberts denying the opportunity to go under oath at a hearing next month focused on the ethical rules governing the Supreme Court as well as considered changes going forward.

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His wife, Jane, is now facing scrutiny after newly exposed allegations made by a former colleague, who claimed that she raked in quite a bit of cash as a headhunter for acclaimed law firms between 2007 and 2014.

At least one of those firms argued a case before her husband after paying Jane, it was alleged.

Jane was described as a “successful professional with sterling educational credits” and “accomplished in her own right” in the sworn affidavit of her ex-colleague Kendal B. Price, whose concerns were sent to congressional committees as part of a whistleblower complaint filed in December.

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“I believe that at least some of her remarkable success as a recruiter has come because of her spouse’s position,” Price alleged.

Price said that when he previously questioned why Roberts’ commissions were vastly higher than others, he was shunned by other recruiters and given the impression that was a subject not to be discussed. Meanwhile, other expert legal recruiters said that her earnings with such experience were plausible.

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“When I found out that the spouse of the chief justice was soliciting business from law firms, I knew immediately that it was wrong,” Price, who worked alongside Jane at the legal recruiting firm Major, Lindsey & Africa, told Insider in a statement.

“I realized that even the law firms who were Jane’s clients had nowhere to go. They were being asked by the spouse of the chief justice for business worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, and there was no one to complain to.”

Jane declined to comment to the publication, as did a spokesperson for the Supreme Court.

Cashman, the president of Major, Lindsey & Africa, said that Jane was “one of several very successful recruiters” at the firm. He attributed his recruiters’ success to “the highest standards: candidate confidentiality, client trust, and professionalism.”

As we previously reported, Roberts isn’t the only one surrounded by controversy. Justice Clarence Thomas has been under fire for failing to disclose 20 years of luxury trips with billionaire and Republican donor Harlan Crow.

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Justice Neil Gorsuch, is also embroiled in an ethics controversy of his own for a property sale.

In a letter declining an invite to testify, Roberts and his fellow justices insisted their current ethical guidelines on gifts, travel, and financial deals are sufficient.

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Bella Ramsey leads cast of Netflix’s Chicken Run sequel

The Last of Us star and non-binary icon Bella Ramsey is set to star in Netflix’s sequel to the stop-motion classic Chicken Run.

On Saturday (29 April), Netflix invited fans to meet the cast of the long-awaited sequel, Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget, with Ramsey as plucky hen and brand new character, Molly.

The original 2000 family film, produced by Pathé and Aardman Animations in partnership with DreamWorks Animation, delighted – and, in some cases, terrified – audiences with the tale of a group of hens who enlist the help of smooth-talking American rooster Rocky Rhodes to escape captivity, after finding out that their owners, the Tweedys, want to turn them into meat pies. 

Cue the iconic line: “I don’t want to be a pie. I don’t like gravy.” 

The commercial success of Chicken Run made it the highest-grossing stop-motion animated film in history.

And after more than 20 years, fans of Ginger, Rocky, Babs and the rest of the gang are getting a sequel.

According to Aardman Animations, Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget will centre on a “new and terrible threat” to chicken-kind.

“Having pulled off a death-defying escape from Tweedy’s farm, Ginger has finally found her dream – a peaceful island sanctuary for the whole flock, far from the dangers of the human world,” the summary reads.

“When she and Rocky hatch a little girl called Molly, Ginger’s happy ending seems complete. But back on the mainland, the whole of chicken-kind faces a new and terrible threat.

“For Ginger and her team, even if it means putting their own hard-won freedom at risk – this time, they’re breaking in.”

Thandiwe Newton will star as Ginger, with Zachary Levi as Rocky, Josie Sedgwick-Davies as Frizzle, Jane Horrocks as knitting aficionado Babs, Lynn Ferguson as the brainy Mac, and Harry Potter‘s Imelda Staunton and David Bradley as Bunty and Fowler respectively.

Rats Nick and Fletcher will be played by Romesh Ranganathan and Daniel Mays.

Will it be the eggcellent follow up Chicken Run fans have been waiting for?

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget is set to be released later this year. 

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Gay Twitter would like a word about who gets labeled a queer icon

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One need not be queer to be a queer icon. Take Cher “Do You Believe in (Heterosexual) Love After (Heterosexual) Love” Sarkisian. Or Madonna “Justify My (Straight) Love” Ciccone.

In a way, the mantle of “queer icon” is like a lifetime achievement award for the straights. And we can get touchy when people are too hasty in deeming someone — or, cringe, themselves — a queer icon. (Remember when Lena Dunham said she wanted her casket to be part of the NYC pride parade when she dies?)

Below, Twitter users share their thoughts on who is and is not a queer icon, naming everyone from actual LGBTQ pioneers and heroes to fictional characters who just give off that vibe.

Even a chemical element makes the list:

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Ryan Beatty’s peach gets bruised, Big Freedia & Ciara make it rain & more: Your weekly bop roundup

April is almost over, can you even believe it? Time has been flying by this year, with so many musical milestones, moments and melodies that it’s hard to keep track of it all. Luckily, our bop after bop roundup has got you covered for this week’s new releases from your favorite queer artists and allies.

This week is stacked with some superstar collaborations as well as some subdued, soulful tracks that will have you both mesmerized and crystalized, ready for the runway (shoutout to Kennedy Davenport).

With such a wide range in new music drops this week, let’s get right into it!

“Bruises Off The Peach” by Ryan Beatty

Our favorite indie heartthrob and mysterious folk-pop boy is back with the release of his latest album, Calico. The album’s nine tracks showcase Beatty’s undeniable talent as a singer-songwriter, but the track “Bruises Off The Peach” particularly stands out for its lyrical prowess and sweet, soothing vocal delivery. Ryan croons the lyrics, “I cut all the bruises off the peach / Not as beautiful but still as sweet / There you go again with all your needs / What did it ever have to do with me?” The song feels like a lullaby to a lover who can’t seem to find the beauty in what is right in front of them, despite changing themselves for their partner. Beatty has a beautiful way of creating subtle songs that strongly resonate with queer men, and this latest release is no exception.

“Eat The Acid” by Kesha

Kesha has made her return to the pop music landscape but with a twist. Her latest single “Eat The Acid” takes you down the rabbit hole, speaking to her struggles and ongoing legal battle with Dr. Luke, painting a poignant picture of the singer’s raw emotions surrounding this traumatizing situation. Produced by Rick Rubin, this dark, brooding track showcases Kesha’s new style, which she describes as “post-pop,” highlighting her belief that artists should give voice to all emotions, both good and bad. The haunting climax of the song features lyrics that speak to the transformation that Kesha has undergone: “Dead in the dark, I saw a light / I am the one that I’ve been fighting the whole time” The swallowed-up theme of the song ties into the album title, Gag Order, which is set to release on May 19th.

“Alone” by Kim Petras & Nicki Minaj

Kim Petras continues her mission to take the pop world by storm, and she’s taken it to the next level with her new single “Alone”, featuring the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj. The track samples Alice Deejay’s Eurodance classic, “Better Off Alone,” the late 90’s dance floor banger we all know and love. With a fresh twist to this classic with a standout rap verse from Minaj and Petra’s infectious melodies, the single is giving bubblegum-euro-pop mixed with a nod to the Y2K era that is, like, SO in right now. It’s the perfect storm of a collaboration and is sure to become a staple in any girl, gay, or they’s playlist this summer.

“$100 Bill” by Big Freedia ft. Ciara

Big Freedia and Ciara have teamed up to drop a major banger with their new track “$100 Bill”. The song is nothing but empowering, feel-good vibes for the springtime, with Ciara’s candy-coated vocals and Freedia’s signature anthemic delivery complimenting each other perfectly. Trust us, hit play, and get ready to make it rain!

“Seasons” by Bebe Rexha & Dolly Parton

Bebe Rexha’s latest album, Bebe, features a collaboration with the iconic Dolly Parton called “Seasons”. The song is a poignant ballad that explores the concept of aging while remaining young at heart. In the song, Parton mournfully questions the inevitability of living and dying alone, while Rexha reflects on her youth slipping away. The black-and-white music video shows the two singers side-by-side in front of their microphones, blending their harmonious voices. Despite the melancholic undertones, the song ends on a positive note, with both artists singing about feeling the sun coming out. Overall, “Seasons” is a beautiful collaboration that pays tribute to the wisdom that comes with age while holding onto youthful optimism.

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Entrepreneur Raga D’silva champions lesbian visibility and connection: ‘Role models are important’

As part of Lesbian Visibility Week, the PinkNews Business Community welcomed esteemed author and entrepreneur Raga D’silva to speak at a special virtual live event to mark Lesbian Visibility Day on Wednesday (26 April).

The hour-long event saw writer and LGBTQ+ advocate D’silva reflect on her storied life as a sexually-conflicted young woman growing up in India, to a closeted wife and mother married to a man, to a newly-out professional woman in New Zealand navigating discrimination at work.

The exclusive chat was introduced by Neil Hudson-Basing, Senior Events and Community Manager at PinkNews, who highlighted recent data that showed that less than half of lesbian women and non-binary are out at work.

“We need to understand behind those stats, we need to recognise the people and the stories behind them, and why that’s the case and celebrate those lives,” declared D’silva.

In conversation with PinkNews’ Managing Editor Nic Keaney, D’silva recalled her upbringing in Mumbai, India. At 20 years old, she fell in love with a woman, but no understanding of the concept of what a ‘lesbian’ was and in an environment where homophobia remained rife, she married a man in the 1970s she married a man. Together, they relocated to New Zealand, where D’silva became a mother to twins and began to come to terms with her own sexual identity.  

“It is in New Zealand that my life changed”, D’silva recalled. “I suddenly started noticing that actually, two women could be together, two men could be together, two people could be together, regardless of their sex or gender.”

After enduring an abusive relationship with another woman, D’Silva finally found her ‘person’. She is now married to her partner Nicola and the couple live in London along with her two children.

Asked by Keaney about navigating parenthood while exploring her own identity, D’silva spoke of her own mother – who despite not supporting her daughter’s coming out remained a huge inspiration and influence in her life.

“When my mother behaved the way she did, I really felt like I had let her down,” the writer commented.

“So I thought to myself, I would never do that to my children. I would always make sure that they understood life better, that they were inclusive, that they would understand how to navigate life if there were any difficult situations.”

One common thread in the discourse around lesbian visibility is the word ‘lesbian’ itself. When asked about the terminology, D’silva compared language to technology: it keeps changing.

For many years, she associated the word with trauma, but now it means something different to her. “The word lesbian is now about grace, courage, strength, happiness and love,” D’silva explained. “Because I have love in my life with my partner.”

Authenticity was a recurrent theme throughout the conversation. “Closets have clothes, it’s not to hide a truth,” D’silva noted. “So don’t hide anything in the closet. Just be yourself. Don’t be anyone else. Just be you.”

According to D’Silva, this spirit of authenticity is especially important within the workplace. Even though New Zealand had anti-discrimination laws in place 18 years ago when she came out, she claims she was still subjected to discrimination. “It was the most horrible time in my life because at work I had a team of five people, and suddenly they would not talk to me,” she confessed. “There was homophobia, but it was not to your face, it was indirect – work would be given to someone else.”

The former TEDx speaker continued: “I get invited by a lot of corporates to talk about values, respect and empathy and it saddens me again, to think that we actually have to teach people about respect and empathy.” 

The session was brought to a close with reflections on D’silva’s life, her late mother – who never made peace with her daughter’s sexuality – and how important visibility is for any lesbian woman, no matter their age.

“For me, visibility is very important. Role models are important. Talking about it is important. Meeting people like us is important. Normalising is important,” D’Silva concluded.  

“So that is how then the younger generation or those who are not able to come out or in hiding will recognise and say that, “I can be this person, I can be successful”.”

Launched in 2022, the PinkNews Business Community has swiftly become a forum for D&I and LGBTQ+ network leads across the UK to connect with peers, build skills and share insights and best practices across a variety of sectors.

Aside from virtual events like this one, the PinkNews Business Community offers quarterly London-based in-person meet-ups that give members a chance to network with other professionals from businesses committed to diversity and inclusion.

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The Little Mermaid characters ranked by how much fun they’d be at a gay bar

The Little Mermaid character posters are here – so it’s time to rank our aquatic acquaintances based on nothing more than how much fun they’d be at a gay bar.

If you’ve somehow managed to miss the all-consuming, social-media trampling magic of a full-scale Disney marketing campaign, we’ll break it down for you; the live-action adaptation of The Little Mermaid is nearly here.

Starring Halle Bailey and Melissa McCarthy, the film is just under a month away, meaning new trailers and sneak peeks at the flick, what feels like every day.

Several new look character posters have also dropped, so it’s time to very scientifically rank them based on some very specific criteria: how much fun I think these characters would be in a gay bar.

7. Flounder (Jacob Tremblay)

I’m not going to mince my words here; this is an evil, evil little fish. What happened to the adorable animated Flounder, arguably the original twink of the Disney animated universe?!

This version of Flounder has died horrible, violent twink death – and subsequently would not be any fun in a gay bar. To be found loitering by the bar waiting for someone to offer him a drink and never pay them back. Offers nothing of any value for a night out.

Completely clueless, forgets his ID and then cries when everyone goes inside without him. The only club I want to see Flounder in is a club-sandwich. Fry him.

Jacob Tremblay as Flounder in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

6. Scuttle (Awkwafina)

The only reason that Scuttle isn’t last on the list is because of the rancid Flounder. Otherwise, this gannet diving bird (originally a seagull) would be an absolute menace in the gay bar.

By menace, I mean that if you put your vodka lemonade down for a matter of seconds, it’s gone. It’s funny when your friends go mine-sweeping – it’s less funny when you have to buy your own drink three times because an actual gannet keeps nicking them.

Regardless, kind of a slay colour scheme, and the yellow eyeshadow eats a bit.

Awkwafina as Scuttle in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

5. Sebastian (Daveed Diggs)

Listen, he’s just a cool little guy who wants to have some fun. He’s a bit nervous but he’s not going to make that your problem, and he deserves a shot of tequila for that!

Slightly unnerving face aside, Sebastian has the same energy as bringing your little brother to the gay bar for the first time – it’s hardly going to be the wildest night of your life, but you’ll have a giggle.

Also, he looks delicious if you get hungry for a snack on the way home – although crabs are never much fun.

Daveed Diggs as Sebastian in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

4. Prince Eric (Jonah Hauer-King)

Prince Eric gives ‘I’m better than you” gay. Probably votes Republican, but likes to justify it by saying he’s “socially liberal and fiscally conservative”.

He would absolutely buy everyone drinks to make up for the fact that no one really likes him, which is sad, but also you get a free shot, so… swings and roundabouts. Would pick a fight in the smoking area because his daddy’s a lawyer.

I think there’s a good heart there, but I’m not going to see him rush to the dance floor when Beyoncé comes on, which is a red flag in itself.

Jonah Hauer-King as Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

3. Ariel (Halle Bailey)

Ariel is one of the girlies. She’s there for you, she gets the drinks in, she always looks sickening. She’s fun.

Seriously, from pre-drinks to afters, she is there for you and you know she’s first to ask for “Break My Soul” from the DJ. Whether she’s got a (little) mermaid tail or legs, she’s getting down on the dance floor and would tip the drag queens well. Class.

The only downside is that she might have a little cry about Prince Eric, because she saw him snogging Prince Charming, which is, admittedly, tough to take.

Halle Bailey as Ariel in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

2. King Triton (Javier Bardem)

I will preface this placement with the fact that I may have gotten confused with my ‘People I Would Like To Meet in a Gay Bar’ list, because that is a daddy – some would say, the daddy.

King Triton is a good time. You’d trust him with your vodka soda and he’d probably buy you another one – he would also look after the younger gays in a distinctly non-creepy way. Although he’d be fun in any gay bar, I think you’d probably be more likely to find King T in FIRE than Freedom.

LOOK AT HIM. I need a swim.

Javier Bardem as King Triton in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

1. Ursula (Melissa McCarthy)

Is anyone surprised that the mother of all drag queens has taken the top spot of The Little Mermaid character that would be the most fun in a gay bar? You shouldn’t be.

Not only would she be fun to attend a gay bar with, she’d be performing spoken word medleys onstage to rapturous applause and cash money raining down – and the party doesn’t stop when she finishes her set. Mama, you’re up until sunrise.

The beat face, the red lip, the up-do. She’s tearing that gay bar up and can drink you under the table.

Not sure about the eels, but no-one’s perfect.

Melissa McCarthy as Ursula in The Little Mermaid (@Disney/ Twitter)

The Little Mermaid opens on 25 May.

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